A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day , she went to him and said, Hi. I’m Jada. He said, Hi. I’m Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home’s WIFI doesn’t have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend!

Hey guyz….anyone with those long messages which when you forward to ten people you are blessed in life…kindly send me one to forward…life is really hard this January. I need to be blessed

A doctor wanted to heal (3) crazy men
He asks
Bobby: 3 + 3, He answers: 2500 You’re really crazy, he told him!
Then Farouk: 3 + 3 = Wednesday. You are not far from death, said the Doctor!
Then Angel: 3 + 3 = 6. BRAVOO!!! How did you do it??? He answers: I divided 2500 by Wednesday.
The doctor fainted.

Tswana Girl Enter At The Sex Store…
Cashier : Hi,what Can I Do For You Miss.?
Girl :Hy I want A Dildo!!
Cashier :Okay Dear You Can Chose From Our Rage On The Wall…
Girl :I’ll Take The Red One Sir..
Cashier : Sorry Mam That’s A Fire Extinguisher!!!

Husband called wife on phone and said “today no need to cook i will bring dinner from the Second Wife” ..
Husband came home and knocked at the door.
Wife opened the door and thats the only thing husband remembered

Husband is in ICU now…. Whereas second wife is a name of a particular restaurant.
Children of God be slow to anger.

No valentine’s gifts if the relationship is less than 10 months old.

Dnt wrry if u failed in grade 11 u will still go to grade 12
during break tym

Me: Hy I’m Solomon.
him: So?
Me:lomon

I just switched off the candle. I guess now iam a fire fighter

Boys think of girls like books.
If the cover does not catch their eyes,
they won’t bother to read whats inside.

Pictures with bras and panties are not nudes…
I can go to the beach to see that

Some girls are really Childish and immature..

Rich: Hi😀
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Her: sorry I don’t date broke guys😕
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Rich: I don’t want to date you😆.. I only wanted to to tell you that I saw u on tv today😐
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Her: owww😊☺😊 really?😹 which channel?😛
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Rich: Animal channel😯😒
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Boom I was blocked

Dad : “son i just want to let u know that u were adopted”
Ronnie : “hahaha you are kidding, really?”
Dad : “yes, pack your things they are coming to fetch u”

A little boy Rich came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😯
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She replied; They are up in bed.
Rich started to giggle😁 ate his breakfast and went out to play.
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He came back in for lunch and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad😀
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She replied; They are still up in bed😧
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Rich started to giggle😆 ate his lunch and went out to play💃
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He came in for dinner and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😮
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The grandmother replied; They are still up in bed.
Rich started laughing😂
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The grandmother asked; Rich what is going on?😐 Why is it that every time I tell you they are still up in bed, you will start laughing!😑
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Rich replied; Last night daddy came into my room and asked me for vaseline and I gave him super glue😕
One word for Rich

Bambi:hey doctor, I really need to do a plastic surgery.
Doctor: why
Bambi:am ugly
Doctor: you are not ugly
Bambi:everyone say am ugly
Bambi:no you not ,you are fine and strong looking man
Bambi:am a woman
Doctor: you really need it