*A man who encourages you to study and work hard is better
than a man who buys you expensive wig to cover your empty head*
Should i go deeper
obviously I come In peace

A white man will kiss his wife to stop her from talking,
but try it with African woman
she will still talk inside your mouth

*I’m still keeping my Ex pictures.
I want to show my kids Who delayed their arrival

Some ladies will stop in the middle of a hot romance just to ask,
“do you truly love me”?
How can he hate you at that point?
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Military General

*Scientists have found that babies sometimes cry at night to prevent their parents from making another baby.*

*People are wicked. My neighbour lost a goat and I am hearing that he has traveled to Malawi without even asking me. Is that how we solve things.*

Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking,just know she is going to her boyfriend’s place. How did i know?
because it’s written on syrup bottles:”shake well before use”

Welcome to Africa where Anna dates John, gets impregnated by Mike , William accepts the pregnancy, Marvellous pays the damage, Alfred raises the child then gets married to Eric* *imagine *

Wife_* : *Beer won’t take you anywhere dear*
*_Hus_* : *Nobody drinks it as a mode of transport*

Ladies I’ve been saying this, stop using different kind of charger for your phone, it can spoil the charging port! If you know, you know.*

*Corona Virus is now boring, next year we want something like vampires and zombies chasing us everyday. We need some action not social distancing.*