Mama: Baby say ”mama”
Baby: M… Ma–
Mama: Omg you can do it baby! Just say ”ma…ma”
Baby: M…Ma…Mark Zuckerberg.

Kaway- kaway sa nasendang ng “I’m mark….” Fake new yan mga tol haha

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Adders – R80
Cobras – R70
Mambas – R90
Vipers – R100
Pythons – R120
Girls – R1000 ……..

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Plis my people prey for me i am righting inglish agein dis yeah , i have been feilling sins 2009 but dis yeah i am redi and confeedent i will pass weith an A
Do u think i wheel made it?

Due to VAT increase Maths has also increased,
1+1 is no longer equal to 2.
1+1=3

A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs.
“It’s not my fault,” I said, “Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.”
“Do you really expect me to believe that?” he laughed.
I said, “I’ll prove it to you if you want me to!”
“Go on then.” he smiled, handing me the bag.
After flushing them, he looked at me and said, “Well, show me your pocket then.”
“What for?” I asked.
He said, “The drugs.”
I said, “What drugs?”

​Imagine “You go to the drug shop to buy poison to
kill yourself but you still wait for your change…​😳😳😳😳😳
​are you serious?! “​

A Man In USA Sees A Dog Attacking A Girl.

He Kicks The Dog And Dog Dies.

Newspapers Report: “Local Hero Saves Girl From Dog”

Man Says: “I Am Not American.”

Report Changed: “Foreign Hero Saves Girl From Dog”

Man Says: “Actually, I Am Pakistani.”

Breaking News: “Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog Which Was Playing With A Girl.”

Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.

He Asks Angel: “What Are These For?”

Angel Answers: “These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.”

The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: “Whose Clock Is This?”

Angel Says: “Its Mother Teresa’s. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie”

The Man Asks: “Where Is Indian Politician’s Clock?”

Angel Replies: “That’s In Our Office, We Use It As Table Fan“

A Bar Opened Opposite A Church!

The Church Prayed Daily Against The Bar Business

Days Later The Bar Was Struck By Lightning & Caught Fire Which Destroyed It.

Bar Owner Sued The Church Authorities For The Cause Of Its Destruction,

As It Was An Action Because Of Their Prayer, The Church Denied All Responsibility!

So, The Judge Commented,

“It’s Difficult To Decide The Case

Because

Here We Have A Bar Owner Who Believes In The Power Of Prayer

&

An Entire Church That Doesn’t Believe In It !”

A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.

He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.

To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.

After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.

His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!

But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,

And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,

And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.

After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!

The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,

That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“

Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend

Boy: “Hey, All The Best”

Girl-Friend: “All The Best To You Too”

But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.

Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.

A woman awakes during the night to find
that her husband was not in their
bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes
downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table
with a hot cup of coffee in front
of him. He appears to be in deep thought,
just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye
and takes a sip of his coffee.
‘What’s the matter, dear?’ she whispers as
she steps into the room, “Why
are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up from his coffee,”I am
just remembering when we
first met 20 years ago and started dating.
You were only 16. Do you remember
back then?” he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that
her husband is so caring, so
sensitive.
“Yes, I do.” she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not
coming easily.
“Do you remember when your father caught
us in the back seat of my car?”
“Yes, I remember!” said the wife, lowering
herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues,“Do you remember
when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said,’Either you marry my daughter,
or I will send you to jailfor 20 years?”
“I remember that too.” she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and
says,”I would have been released today.”