: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?
: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.
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I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a 
Rat
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I took a Taxi 
this morning to town
although I knew very well that i don’t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away 
Unfortunately there was a police 
officer inside the taxi ,he got out and chased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver
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I was chased out of the hospital coz I told a covid 19 patient to stay positive
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Symptoms of a stubborn wife
(1) natural hair
(2)no make up
(3)shoes size 9-11
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Ex: hey i miss you,
him: hi i can’t talk now I’m at a funeral,
Ex: ooh I’m so sorry who passed away, ?
him: my fellings for you
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Forex, Bitcoin, Binary traders please leave me alone
I beg you in Jesus name leave me alone
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The pain of eating at other people’s houses is
that you must laugh
even if their child take your meat 
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I Wish I was a Chicken 
No work, no school just Kokrokooo and rape.
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Some girls are like pregnancy
you can’t hide them 
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Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think
your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you
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Did you know that people with Sinus
can communicate with pigs
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:Babe
:Yes Babe
: I am home alone 
:Don’t worry your ancestors are with you 
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Life is too short to spend on useless people
Baby girl just chill and make your cool money with no distractions.
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: May I please pass with level 7 only
: Bring the principal underwear 
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I don’t mind if I get hiv from China woman
because I know it’s fake
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