Friend : Bro, college vale koi LGBT certificate maang rahe hai!
After 10 minutes I realized, that he meant Eligibility Certificate.
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Wife In ICU
Doc:It seems she is in Coma
Hus:Please save her. She is just 30
Suddenly ECG starts moving. Her hand moved&she said:
I am 29…
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Don’t
,
,
,
,
,
kiss behind the garden,
.
.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
.
. Love is blind but
.
.
.the neighbors are not..
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If nobody hates 😫 you,
You’re 👱 doing something boring
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girl:- I love you not as friend…😊😊😊😊
.
.
pankaj :-OMG…. OMG… OMG..
.
.
girl:-as a sister
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A priest and a nun were riding a camel through the desert and the camel passed out and died. Since the priest and the nun had no way to travel they knew they were going to die. The priest asked the nun, “Since we are going to die anyway is there anything I can do for you?”
The nun replied, “Well… I’ve never seen a naked man before.” The priest being the kind man that he was took all of his clothes off.
Pointing at the priest’s penis, the nun asked, “What is that?”
The priest said,”It is my penis.”
“What does it do?” Asked the nun.
“It brings forth life.” said the priest.
Then the nun said, ” Well stick that on up in the camel and let’s get outta here!”
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Thinks that Facebook should
change the status question from
** what’s on your mind ?
** to **
what’s your problem today ? **
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Who needs television when
there is so much drama on Facebook.
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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…
it’s called Monday, please fix it.
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The four most beautiful words in
our common language:
I told you so.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
–
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Check out this really funny jokes:
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Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”
Check out this really funny jokes:
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Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick: “What school?”
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A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,
“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”
His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”
The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”
Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”
Little Boy: “Yes”
Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,
Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”
The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“
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A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid,
Woman: “Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You?”
Maid: “Yes, Mam, And Everything Was Very Tasty“
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There isn’t much difference between blue whale challenge and IIT.
Both will take you to the same place.
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