Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.
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A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
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I will marry the Girl ,
who Looks preety in her Adhar card
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Maths Sir: What Is A Line?
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A Genius Answers:
A Line Is A Dot, Going For A Walk…!!
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Relative: kya karte ho?
Me: Import/Export ka business.
R: Wow Great, kaha pe?
Me: Twitter se Tweet import karke FB & WA pe export karta hu.
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Chicken is better than that guy who said he will even die for you.
Chicken actually died for you.
Chicken is true love.
#Foodiie
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Boy: Hey !
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Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
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Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in
the world..
Girl: Aww How cute !
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Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m
texting U !!
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I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo.
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Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!
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Men will be Men.
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Girls will be Aunties.
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Husband: can u be the moon of my Life?
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Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!
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•●~ Babiie .. Even After Our Breakup. I Use To Check Your Profile.
Oh!
No No. ! Not Because I’m Missing You,
But Just Because I Can See Your Shakal n’ Harkateiin And Realize That What I Did Was Right .. ‘
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Some boys be like
Body weight- 60kgs
Ego weight- 10001 kgs !
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Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work
but then I remember I was born Cute not rich
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Dear Sun ,
Please get married soon
So that your wife can control
your rage..!!
#Garmi:(
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He ;~ Like My Profile Pic. .
She ;~ I Have Boyfriend. .
He ;~ Tell Him Also To
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Have you ever noticed that
A woman’s
“I will be ready in 5 minutes”
And
A man’s
“I will be home in 5 minutes”
Are exactly the same? 🤔
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