Friend = what will happen, I I dial 001 instead of 100
Aliya Bhatt = Maybe police’s jeep will come in reverse

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Ummmm…… Dare

Me: Fall in love with me, please? ;_;

Waiter: What’s your order sir?
Me: 1 kadhai paneer and 3 butter naan.
Waiter: and what do you like in desert sir?
Me: I like camel ride.

That awkward moment when you sit on the couch ready to relax cup of tea and blanket and then you realise you have left the remote half way across the room

women these days, some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by Nike.

Facebook is the only place where,
someone can ‘Feel Lonely’ with Simran, Shruti, Rahul and 85 others

😛

She- What’s ur name

He- Typing..

S- Hey.. you der?

H- Typing..

S- Hello

H- Typing..

She- Bye

He- Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan

Height of Coolness: Finishing the paper Coming out of the exam hall,
Having a cold drink And asking a friend:
Dude, which paper was it?