If your enemies throw a stone at u,
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just smile and throw back a flower at them..
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But,
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make sure u throw it with the pot…..

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to,
but press the wrong button and you-re disconnected.
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Guys are like buses.
If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

Teacher-i gave u essay 2write on dogs,y didnt u write..
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Sam-whenever i go 2write on dog,it runs away

Sign on a repair shop-s door-
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We can repair anything (please knock hard,the bell doesn-t work) 😀

If u don-t have a girlfriend
u wil miss something in Life..
if u Have a GF then u will miss Everything in Life

A husband made a call2hospital2enquire abt hs prgnent wife.
Bt accidently d call wen2a cricket stadium..
He askd wat is d condition..
He got atack aftr wat he heard..
7 r already out..3 mor will b out hopfully by lunch. The 1st one ws a duck.

Do U know FULL FORM of DAIRYMILK
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Darling Always I remember you, meet immediately 4 a lovely kiss.
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That-s why most BOYS give DAIRYMILK TO GIRLS

Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!

I’m A Cheater,
But I Don’t Cheat Humanity.
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I Hate Studies,
But Luv Technology.
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I Flirt Wid Flirters,
But I Respect Lovers.
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World Can’t Change Me,
But I Can Change Da World.
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I Don’t Have Books In Hand,
But I Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.
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I’m Da Rarest Race On Earth..
Meet Me
I’m A Last Bench Student!!!!
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