Ques. – Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower…..

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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can-t Jump..
Think different….

A banker confused about Maths,
asks his lady secretary: If I give u 3 millions deducting 17%, how much would u be takin off..
Lady: Every thing, even my panty.!

Grammar Teacher : PETER DOES NOT FLIRT WITH WOMEN.
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What is -PETER- in the sentence..
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Student: Maam,PETER is gay..!

Who do you think is the LAZIEST inventor of all times..
It-s the guy who invented the SNOOZE in an alarm

Life Was Lonely.
No One Was There.
I Had No Good Friend.
And When You Came Into My Life Then I Realised That..
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Being lonely was better yaar!

Smile is cheaper then Electricity,
But gives more light to your life…
So, always smile and prove that,
U R D Bst TubeLight!
ha.ha.ha

Love the LADY
but dont touch
the BODY
if u touch the BODY
u become a DADDY
plz send this sms 2 10 boys and try 2 decrease the population in India

A boy touched his girl friend..
Girl said – touch me..all dat only after marriage..
boy said; ok .
call me after your marriage!

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles..
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He-s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

Ha..
Ha Ha..
Ha Ha Ha..
He He He He..
Hooo..
Ha Ha Ha Ha..
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Nothing Yaar,
I Suddnly Rememberd Ur Face
Oh My God
Wt a Funnny Creation..

A Psychology Report..
When 2 Couples come face to face……
Wives look at each other-s SARIS
Husbands Look at each other-s WIFE..!!!

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,
u know y..
Whenever u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times,
if i can face this then i can face anything.

Height of Technical Overdose :-
A Software Engineer falling from the Roof of Building Shouting..
F1 F1 F1
instead of
Help Help Help

What-s the difference between a good lawyer & a great lawyer….

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A good lawyer knows the law well & A great lawyer knows the Judge very well

Man: Is there any way for long life..
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Dr: Get married.
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Man: Will it help..
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Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..
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Give Him A Mobile With A
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Set Of Girls Phone No and Put Him
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In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk