Y did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
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A: He wanted to see butterfly!

How did santa tried 2 kill a bird?
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He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped it!

I-m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby.
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Now that you-re a grown-up, I have one question….. What happened……

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
Proof:
After drinking,men gain weight,
talk unnecessarily,
Become extra emotional,
Stop thinkin, start fightin over nothin 😉

Can you tell me the name of person with bad habit of speaking loudly when others are sleeping so as to disturb their sleep..
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Ans: College Lecturer.

A
Boy
puLLed
a
GirL
into room
Locked
d
door,
put
off
d
light,
pulled
her
2
d
bed
dragged
her
into
d
bLanket
said:
Look at my new watch that glows in dark!

Why is Industrial growth so slow in TAMILNADU &KERALA..
Coz 86% of the work time is spent on lifting,folding, holding & re-tying the Lungi..!

Teeth said to Tongue:
-if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.-
Toungue replied:
if i misuse one word against someone,
then your 32 will come out.

You can buy gifts but not love.
You can pretend smile but not happiness.
You can lie to others but not to yourself.
You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs.
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a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!

Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

Since last yr 2 things in INDIA r gaining high youth response..
1) IPL
&
2) I-pill

Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE..
Yes !
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Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !

An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast..

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The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!