Why did you change your last job..
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Because the company shifted and didn-t tell me where

Signboard on one side of a super highway..
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You are not looking at the road

What did baby corn ask mom corn..
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Where is PopCorn

NASA closed..
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Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali….

So much pain and agony in this World. Crimes,Corruption, Kidnaps, MH370, Modi, Rahul, Kejrietc.And just when you think world has sufferedenough,……………..
Himesh Reshammiya releases his Movie.

Santa in Chinese Restaurant Waiter- Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue & Frog’s Legs
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Santa- Don’t tell me ur problems, Give me the Menu….

‘I was the most Outstanding student in my class….
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BCoz my teacher always used to keep me out of da class…’

OMG THIS REALLY WORKS!
1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
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2. Die’

Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator? . .
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Think.. . . .
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He want to hear some cool Music..

Teacher-Edison cut his Dad’s Cherry Tree,
but he told Truth dat he cut it,
His father didnt do anything why?
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Banta-Edison still has Axe in his hand!

One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go.
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You do ur job.
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Always dont expect jokes on him.

Santa’s Wife faints. He phones for ambulance.
“Address?”
“Eucalyptus rd”
“Spell it please” .
“I’ll drag her to Oak rd can u pick her up there?”

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
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Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
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Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
SSP