Husband Sitting with His Wife
in Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- “I Love
U”
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Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ?
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Husband:- Its Me, Talking To
My Beer, U Shut Up” :/

Banta and his girlfriend have a chat at a romantic dinner.
Girlfriend: “Will you love me even after marriage Banta?”
Banta looks around in surprise and says,
“If your husband agrees then yes I surely will.”

Dead bodies r very happy……
U know why ..
Socho think think…… Fool kahi k…
Kyuki 2nite there is a dance programme
bo michael jackson in graveyard.

She: What do u do?
He: Phd.
She: Wow! Doctorate.
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He: No. Pizza Hut Delievery. 😛

Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
Samy:
MS Excel..
Johny:
MS Word..
nitin:
MS Powerpoint..
SANTA:
After thinking a lot….
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MS Dhoni…=D=))

shame on u girls
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days are more hotter then u…

Manager- What is Your Qualification?
SANTA- I am PHSD
Manager- What do u Mean by PHSD
Santa- Passed High School with Difficulty..

Smartest thing ever
done by Banta:
He set his password as “incorrect”.
So whenever he forgets, computer automatically reminds him.
“Your password is incorrect”

PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
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Now only 1411 tigers left..

What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???
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“USB”
No claps plz…..

I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can’t send u all u them’
it will take a lot of time,
so i’m sending u jst 1 joke
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“u r so beautiful”

i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word

I love 2 walk in rain ..
coz dan no1 can see me tearz
(Charlie Chaplan)
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I love 2 walk in fog coz dan no1 can see i m smoking
(Basheeer Charsi)

Bay of Bengal is in which state..
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Liquid state

What do computers like to eat..
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Chips!