Girlfriend: babe why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?😕 Me: You told me to surprise you

“No Thanks, I’m A Vegetarian” Is A Funny Thing To Say When Someone Tries To Hand You Their Baby 🤣😂

What did the buffalo say to his son at dropoff? Bison

A man tells his doctor that his wife has been denying him sex for the past 7 months. The physician Continue Reading..

Female phones never ring when you with them

When you see someone using crayons in an exam and wena you didn’t need them

Girls want Attention. Women want Respect. Men want both. No no.. not Attention and Respect. Both Girls and Women

Shoutout to my school teacher who said I’m going to end up being a taxi conductor… Tomorrow’s my 1st day