Most guys will intentionally not put chairs in their rooms so that when a girl visits,she will have no other choice but to sit on the bed.These guys are called *Ministers of Strategic planning and Bedmatic affairs*

I just got fired for being their president

Kenny is an engineer that can’t find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT
FOR R50 – IF NOT CURED YOU GET BACK R200 A
lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
R150 and goes to the clinic… Lawyer: “I have
lost my sense of taste”
Kenny : “Nurse, bring
medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in
patient’s mouth” Lawyer: “Urgh..this is paraffin”
Kenny : “Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give me R50” The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember anything”
Kenny : “Nurse, bring
medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in his
mouth” Lawyer (annoyed): “This is paraffin. You
gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Kenny : “Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give me R50” The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a week later determined to
get back R200.
Lawyer: “My eye sight has become
very weak”
Kenny: “Well, I don’t have any
medicine for that, so take this R200” Lawyer
(staring at the note): “But this is R50, not R200”
Kenny : “Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me R50”

Calvin’s wife was caught stealing a tin of baked beans at Shoprite.
When she appeared at court, the magistrate started to count the beans and he said, “sixty beans in a tin” that means sixty days in jail.
Calvin then stood up and said, “there are five more tins at home”

I CALL my girl in front of the GATE so now she
is COLLGATE

Our Father Who Art In Facebook, Hallowed Be Thy Feleb!
Thy Lily-Jack Jokes, Thy Will Be Done On Facebook As He Does Them Live.
Give Us This Day, All The Likes We Need And Forgive Us For Being Blind With Free Mode. As We Forgive Those Who Don’t Like And Comment On Our Statuses.
And Lead Us Not Into Unfriending Them, But Deliver Us From Blompots. For Thy Is Their Accounts, Their Money And Phones.
Forever And Ever, AMEN!!!

You’ve A Boyfriend That You’re Always Proud Of, But You’re Always On Free Mode;
What’s His Job Kantsi???

Your girlfriend wants u to meet her family😐
–
When u get there…The elder sister is your ex-girlfriend😯
–
The younger brother is the boy u were fighting with over a girl😤
–
Her dad is the doctor who advice u to stop coming with girls for abortion😩
–
And finally the mother is a sugar mommy who just bought u the car🚗 u are currently using😨
–
What will u do?

Stop pronouncing God as guard…
That’s why ur prayers don’t get answered
they go stra8 to security companies.

Ladies if u are engaged don’t say u are taken,
u are just booked.
And bookings can be canceled anytime…

Victory ✌ is when u find ur crush struggling with a trolley 🚃 and then u come and push it with one hand

I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser

I seriously need to stop flirting. I nearly got myself into a relationship. Yesess!!!

Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
.
Son:Dad can u borrow me some money, I’m broke
Dad:Where are u son?
Son:South Africa
Dad:Open a church son

My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs👣
–
He might run🏃 away when you get Pregnant(

If You Select seSotho On The
ATM Your Money Comes Coverd
In Blankets

Teacher: class choose between money and brain
Themba: I’d go for money
Teacher: I’d go for brain
Themba: well, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have