A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

Waves: I made tea.
Maketang: I don’t want tea.
Waves: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.
Maketang: Then why did you tell me?
Waves: It’s a conversation starter.
Maketang: That’s a horrible conversation starter.
Waves: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face

A fat Teacher nd a Waves
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Waves: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Waves: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Waves: “Homework!”

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

Holding a skinny girl’s hand feels like
u are playing with a USB cable

The number she’s refusing to give you is the
same number another guy just deleted..
Don’t kill yourself

A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night and dreaming, she suddenly shouted, “Get up quickly I heard my husband’s car out side

The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts himself and then realized, ”Damn,I am the husband!!!”

Who’s guilty?

That moment when you want to throw a stone at your friend…you missed and it hit an old woman, and then the woman picks up the stone and put it inside her bag and walk away

You be like gogo come back with my stone.

once a Girl calls and says i need a favour ?
Hang up mjita and immediately switch your phone off,take out the battery and SIM card. Unplug the charge and trip the main switch..