If I could go back to the day I met you,
l could’ve stayed at home and cook rice one by one

Do not get jealous if you are single this Valentines. Always remember that chocolates can cause diabetes. Flowers will dry and lose their beauty. Balloons will deflate. Letters will go old. And most importantly, they will soon break up.
Nothing lasts forever

Teacher: Calvin name the animal start With the later D
Calvin : Dog style
Teacher: Nonsense now the letter T
Calvin : The Dog style

Valentines is coming and short girls will be
out there wearing red dresses …
And be looking like fire extinguishers.

Imagine Dating A Girl Who Cooks Rice Without Counting It…
Big TurnOff!!!

No One Can Clean A Room Faster Than A Niqqer
Who’s Wait For A Girl To Come..

The nigga next to me in the taxi just told someone on the phone
“Let me park and call you back”

Thug:Put the money in the bag, or you’ll be geography…
Tebza:I think you meant to history sir…
Thug:Don’t change the subject just get the money in bag.

IF you call him and he is eating don’t disturb him girl just hangup.
Don’t make him choose between you and food

How they kidnapped me

Kidnapers: Get in the van we have a lot of sweets for you .
Me : no I’m fine I don’t like sweets.
Kidnapers : we also have fRee WiFi .
Me: ok let go !

Mary”‘with real rato !

Kissing your bae in public is not a problem the problem start when make it sound like a car crash

The way my ex used To lie when we were daTing
IF she sent me a good morning massage
I Go outside and check iF iT really moRning

Doctor : what is your problem .
Patient: I have a bad headache with mary and 99 others

Tebza:Hi
Lebo:(last seen:12:02)
Tebza:I said hi
Lebo:(last seen:12:05)
Tebza:Are u ignoring me?
Lebo:(last seen:12:07)
Tebza:534509873236
Lebo:Which network?
Tebza:Cartoon network…

Her : bbe I Think um pregnant
Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant.

Then she slap me whaT I have done can anyone Tell me !