Zuma Said:
Due To Water Crisis In Cape Town
No More Baby Shower😂😂😂 Is Allowed
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*👍How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*
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*WIFE :* Am already 58 and one of your friends still find me attractive .
*HUSBAND:* It must be Ndlovu.
*WIFE :* Yes, how did you know?
*HUSBAND:* Because he deals in scrap metal..
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Dear Boyfriends
We don’t need KFC , pizza , Nandos , flowers , perfume, chocolates , and we also don’t
want iPads, iPhone and blackberry’s this valentines day!!
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Just come and say Hi to our parents and begin with the LOBOLA negotiations
Finish and klaar!!
Regards Girlfriends Association Of South Africa (GAOSA)
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A man can work for 10years with unemployed wife and still be happy, But a woman will work 5days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.
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” better on Facebook, you are active.
But in person, not.”
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Pain is when you accidentally give the visitor. …
the plate with the big meat
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pain is when you sitting with your girlfriend than this advert ”
my ex never got lost, he always finds right spot”
plays on TV and she says babes this is my favourite advert
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Valentine’s day is around the corner,
surprise your girlfriend by
introducing her to your wife
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Dating a short girl is good.
Until you take her 2 church⛪⛲
and the ushers drag her
2 children’s section
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I’m Forced To Laugh At My Uncle’s Lame Jokes
So That He Can Give Me Money!!!
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I Can Kill Cape Town People By Just Showing Them
One Litre Of Water!!!
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Welcome to south Africa
Where Jesus send you a whatsapp massage
And threaten to kill you if you don’t forward it to 20 people
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Rich a guy from the rural areas visited an art museum in Town. He was busy checking out some fine art pictures when he saw the ugliest picture ever😐
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He angrily😠 called the Mananger and said ” I like your pictures👌 they are all beautiful👏 but now what is this crap?😕 how can u just decide to put this ugly incomplete piece of shit for everyone to see? Mxm”😑
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The Mananger said “Im sorry sir, That’s not an art Picture🎨 its a mirror!”
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Have u seen those posts
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If u don’t type “AMEN”, u won’t see the next morning😐
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And i saw it last week..Even today im still breathing and updating my status
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Sometimes u have to wear your girlfriend’s panty
just to show other girls that u are taken
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