” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”

I think Vendas were out of country. ….
when Jesus said”let there be light”

I’m that kinda supportive boyfriend, when she’s on her periods.
…we both wear pads…. and Always.

Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!

Its February right?
Ladies please dont confuse
Women’s day with valentines day
.
Not all of you gonna get presents
On the 14th.

Rich and his wife are waiting at the bus stop, with their 8 children👪
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A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So Rich and the blind man decide to walk🚶🚶
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After a while Rich gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him; “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”😠
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The blind man replies: “If you had been putting a rubber at the end of YOUR ***k, we’d both be sitting in the bus!!!”

Girls who did Abortion😐
When u shave🔪
Did u know you’re cleaning the cemetery?

Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove

Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?”
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Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in front of people”

Village girl:Can I have an ice cream
Cashier :Which flavor?
Village girl:Sugar flavor

Real men don’t play temple and run in their phones,,, they just go to the zoo, open the lion’s cage, slap the lion and starts running.

Scary moment is when u fell a sleep in a couch but when u wake up u wake up in bed… But u live alone…

Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

You say love is important than money,
have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

When I was born I was so mad at my parents,
I didn’t talk to them for 12 months…