If a person sits down on a chair then tell jokes infront of an audience
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Is it still called Stand-up comedy??

[After fetching my school report]
Ronnie : “dad i have some great news”

Dad : “what son?
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Ronnie : “remember that E200 that u promised to give me once i pass?
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Dad : “yes my son”
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Ronnie : “well!, you can keep it”

when some people are snoring,
you would swear that a truck is passing by.

Since I was born, I have never lived a year without Robert Mugabe being the President of Zimbabwe. 2018 is not real
Can someone tell me this is a joke

Yesterday i dreamt eating 2kg of marshmallows,
Today when I woke up i noticed that my pillow is missing.
*

Her:babe am at the gate
Me:please close it
Boom she dumped me,
guys what did I do wrong?

Someone somewhere is having sex with your future wife
And you’re here Reading My Posts

Don’t you ever date a Skhothane guy
He will burn you just to prove a point

Her : babe its over
Me : Whats over?
Her : My love for you
Me : Okay let’s use mine

She was my crush until I saw her going to the
toilet holding a cement paper.

Dear Skinny Girls . Stop taking Naked pictures and call them Nud3s . Call them “Noodles”

Some Girls are like bag of Weed,
you love her but you can’t introduce her to your parents

I thought I have seen everything in life until I saw a 16yrs old boy went to a bar and
drank 4 bottles of Guinness. He got up to leave and the barman asked him to pay.
He brought out his birth certificate and
replied; Not for sale to persons below 18yrs

The best TIME on EARTH is the TIME that you SPEND with someone’s WIFE.

Of course your mother, who is your father’s WIFE.

What were you thinking, may GOD deliver you.

A married man left work early one Friday,
but instead of going home,
he spent the weekend partying with the
boys. When he finally returned home
on Sunday night, his wife really got on his
… case and stayed on it.
After a few of hours of swearing and
screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer.
“How would you like it if you
didn’t see me for a couple of days?”…..
The husband couldn’t believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said, “That would suit me just fine!!”
Monday went by, and the man didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn’t see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little
out of the corner of his left eye.

Wives are two types

The first type listens to her husband, understands his thoughts, always behaves lovingly, and even if the husband is angry, keeps smiling😃

The second type

Is the one that everyone has