Im in a taxi and the girl next to me is
texting her friend about how there’s an annoying guy
looking at her phone😅…
Luckily its not me
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Every girl is mentally dating a male celebrity
that doesn’t even know they exist
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Don’t buy a selfie stick if your armpits need a shaving stick
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Is it wrong to stop a taxi and ask the driver
“how’s your day”?
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Even if you can Write “Jesus ”
on the out cover of your books
If you gonna fail you gonna fail
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Hey, if you are reading this and you are feeling
depressed,angry, sad,heartbroken etc….I just
want you to know that I really don’t care.
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50 Q… What did the chicken say to the overeasy egg?
A… You’re fried!!!
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I was in a party last night, where I told a girl,
excuse me please, can u go back ?? I want to pass,
She replied,
Hey,hey , hey,can’t u see? I can not go backer than this, I’ve already gone the backest, you should instead be go backing let me pass,,,
I forgot to faint ,
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Son: Dad, my assignment is difficult
Dad: why is your assignment?
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Okay? It’s quick, okay, okay, I’ll see you again what is your assignment again
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Ah, what child hm “Mongle”
Son: Okay? Mongolian ” my classmate said, he said.
Father: Okay? I know I really miss a pencil.
My child: he said he said
Dad: ah maybe an eraser
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Before: they said to be robbed of you, just not being burned out…
Now: you have a fire.. you are still stealing.
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Before: when burned, it will help with the fire.
Now: Let’s visit a fire video.
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Before: Children, go into the house, there are some Japanese!
Today: Children, get undressed, there are some Japanese!
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Noon: Pray before meals.
Today: selfie before meals.
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Before: when flooding lumilikas
Now: when flooding, picture picture post on Facebook plus instagram.
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Before: many men are so handsome
Today: many handsome men are so handsome
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Before: a lot of gentle girls
Today: there are many gentle men amputik!!!
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Before: if it’s nice to court you right away.
Now: if you look good at first, maybe gay,
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Before: if handsome, womanizer
Now: even a ugly womanizer, sometimes it is still choosy! Shameless face!
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Before: wait for the moon before getting married!
Now: wait wait for the stomach before marriage.
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Before… not all women beautiful
Today… not all beautiful girls
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The courtship before and now
Before: separated wood, water water, climbing wild
Now: Find, talk, deal
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It was still a trend to serenade..
Now sit, story and pagkatayo, you!
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Before: if you’re not in the group, you’re caught in the topic
Now: if you’re not in the group, you are the topic
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I remember back in primary school
when i would borrow a glue from someone,
they would be like:
” use it on the corners only
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2014 Single
2015 Single
2016 Single
2017 Single
2018 You are now an Album. ..
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Its only in Africa where
You’ll find a:
Thief named “Innocent”
Prostitute named “Chastity”
Poor man named “Rich”
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Whites : Finish
Afrikaner’s : Klaar
Blacks: Finish and Klaar
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Her: babe I’m pregnant
capital: how could you change your name without telling me?
Her: babe I’m pregnant serious :
Capital: you even changed your surname
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Just because you fried some eggs
now you want to be a chef
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