Alcohol tastes nicer when you’ve already bought your kids Xmas clothes.

Calling Me Old Doesn’t Offend Me…. Especially When You Look Older Than I Do..!

When your family finally accepts that you are a whore They will be like ”Please bring pizza when you’re back

Phone call from baby mama be like: 📞 Me: Hello😐 Her: I just wanna tell you that your son is Continue Reading..

My girlfriend said “She wants Breakfast in bed”😘 Today I almost broke my back ,Carrying💪 The Stove to my Room

Sometimes when am bored I go to my block list to check how my prisoners are doing. When in good Continue Reading..

The Only Time I’ll Chase A Girl Is When She Had My Phone Without Password!!!

WITCHCRAFT is when your father sells his only piece of land and sent you abroad to study medicine, After 7 Continue Reading..