A man was floating on a boat on the top ov the huge waves..All ov a sudden thee boat sank.Instead ov him drowning he stood on land again because he was acctually floating on a rubber boat in swimming pool
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The ship is flushing
Priest: San Pedro! Saint Jose! Saint John!
It’s Maria! It’s Clara! He is. Lucia.
Chinese: what is that! Lubok the ship, tawak, you are still the passenger!!
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I really can’t wait to have Twins and
name them Terms & Conditions
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I wish to wish you the wish you wished to wish. But if you wish the wish witches wish, i won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
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My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me
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Whatsapp Back 2 skul
Facebook Back 2 skul
Twitter back 2 skul
Radio Back 2 skul
TV Back 2 skul
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Im even Afraid to open a fridge
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Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
Son : dad can you please give me some cash I’m Broke
Dad : where are you son ?
Son : South Africa
Dad : open a church son
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Your mama so old she always say
oh i am old but cant spell the word old
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A man try to catch the moon he hide under a big tree until the moon was just above the horizon and a inch above the sea level.he got himself up jump to catch the moon but,
to his suprise he was on a bed with a broken leg and hand
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A donkey fell in the deep pit and people decided to bury it with soil . As they were pouring soil in the pit to cover the donkey body. The donkey shaked the soil poured time and again until the pit was full and it walked out of the pit. People realized that instead of burying dead the donkey they were helping it to come out of the pit
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Rohan tell abc
Rohan:abcdefhijklmnopqruvwxyz
Teacher:where is GST
Sir government purchased
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You can’t expect her to quickly reply your: “How are you???” Whilst another Guy is asking her “What’s your account number?My nigga Stop Joking.
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I was so embarrassed last night. My girl asked me baby let’s say you have 10 minutes to be in this world what you will do. With confidence I said “ Give Me a Baby Babes”
Her respond was “ what are you going to do with the rest of 8 minutes.”
Help me guys what does this mean?
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Your parents are still alive and together ,But when you are asked “Who is your favourite couple?” You answer “Jay Z and Beyonce”……Hmmmm my sister you need a very hot High five on your face.
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Your boyfriend took you out for dinner at his house ………………. Then when you got there he blind fold you and went to take champagne. Then u start touching the table and felt a Turkey (roasted chicken)u take a big peace and eat it …put the bones inside ur purse ….and wiped ur self with Ur T-shirt… When he came back he unblindfold u ….the u see that his whole family members are there …waiting to say surprise..
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There is a professor who wants to be brought to the banker on the other side of the island
Professor: Mr.. Banker! “take me to the other side of the island, please.”
Banker: Yes, sir!
– while rowing the banker asks the professor.
Professor: Mr. Banker, are you good in English?
Banker: Oh, sir not, because I’ve finished 3.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? Do you know that 1/4 of your life will be lost because of that?
Banker (mouthing) this is extreme! I’m not very good in English 1/4 my life will be lost soon?
– the professor asked again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good in math?
Banker: Oh, sir, I’m not weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So the 1/4 of your life will disappear again.
Banker: how many is that sir?
Professor: a half of your life will be lost.
Banker: it’s extreme! A half of my life will be lost?
Professor asks again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good at science?
Banker: Oh, sir, it’s still not, I’m weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So 1/4 again will lose your life.
Banker: three 1/4 will lose my life sir? How many are left, sir?
Professor: only 1/4
Banker: just a question of my life, sir?
– while sumasagwan is the banker in the middle of the island, he is so nervous. Professor might ask again. And it might be asked to ask him again subject to school, sure his life will run out. So what he did he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he Because he was so fast, the boat capsized! And was broken out of the boat, the professor cried out of.
Professor: HELP! HELP! HELP!
– while the banker is still floating floating and then back a stroke while swimming.
The Banker also asked the professor.
Banker: Sir. Professor, do you know how to swim?
Professor: No! No! Help me I might drown.
Banker: Sir! Professor Use English, math, and science to be saved, because I’m only 1/4 left in my life you said. If you don’t lose 100 % of your life!
This story. It looks like you’ve just been able to apply a job. Because even if you learn or college graduate you won’t be able to accept it. Because the other priority is still the one who has experienced the experience. It’s just my opinion.
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