When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me
reply that’s the point.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to
appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.

Zimbabwean National Army has been training ever since i was a kid but Zimbabwe has never had any war ,, why cant they organize a friendly match with Boko haram??*

just thinkiní

Jamaican man was making love to his wife for the 1st time.He suddenly screamed ‘jah bles’ and ran out of the room & came back with a bucket of water & poured t on his wife’s private parts.*
*The frightened wife shouted ‘watagwan wat u rasta man do dat 4?’ the man answered,* *bomboclat woman dis ting too sweet me gwan dilute it, remember me diabetic sweet tings nah good fi mi rastaman……..

Sex on the Sabbath*

A man wonders if having *sex* on the *Sabbath* is a sin b’cos he is not sure if sex is *work* or *play.* So he goes to a *priest* & asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the *Bible,* the *priest* says, “My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that *sex* is *work* & is therefore not permitted on *Sabbath.”*

The man thinks: “What does a *priest* know about *sex?”* So he goes to a *minister* who, after all, is a married man & experienced in this matter. He queries the *minister* & receives the same reply. *Sex* is *work* & therefore not for the *Sabbath!*

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a *Rabbi,* a man of thousands of years tradition & knowledge. The *Rabbi* ponders the question, then states, “My son, *sex* is definitely *play.”*

The man replies, *”Rabbi,* how can u be so sure when so many others tell me *sex* is *work?”*

The *Rabbi* softly speaks, “My son, if *sex* were *work,* *wives* would definitely make their *maids* do it for them.