My friend there is no word in english called “eated”…leave facebook and focus on your grammar……………. Facebook is for those of us who readed their bookes and finished them, dont come here with your broken english, you hered me?

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. “No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD! “She said she didn’t believe him, so she called the bar. “Hello,” she said, “I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold? “To which she heard the bartender say, “Hey, Clarence, – I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone! “

Her : Babe, Can I ask you something?

Me: It’s not true babe, they are lying.

Sugar Daddies or Sugar Mama’s.
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Your thoughts? Ever had one? How was the experience? Let’s talk.

Ask your boyfriend to resend photos
you sent him last week Thank me later

Dating a short woman is so
cutie, she will always looks up to you.

A lady can apologize,cry and
even faint and still be lying

Just because | reply after two days doesn’t mean
I’m not in love with you.

My friend walked in as I was taking out pizza from the fridge ,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge😏✋

You see someone commenting on your babe everyday
only to find out that they are dating

What If the guy who sends seasons to earth e-mailed winter twice this year because he thought the first one didn’t go through?

What I want to know is about the person who invented the Drawing Board.
If they got it wrong on the first attempt, what did they go back to?

Imagine calling your boyfriend “daddy” then he leaves you,
like your dad did

Guyz 2gether we can beat this virus…
plz don’t touch water with unwashed hands

When you’ve ran out of news and you only left with those
you’ve been told not to tell anyone🙆