Tomorrow just wake up ,wear your formal clothes ,
got to any company and start working .
if they call the police go to the police station
and start working there too

If your Girl calls you more than twice in a day
Break up with her she is a psycho 🤐

Women Dont have Airtime To Call Men☝

Even if your wife has two SIM cards , Save them as “Wife ” , Not ‘wife 1 , wife 2″ ..!!

This massage is brought to you by a hospitalised husband….🤕

Let people do whatever challenges they like or post whatever they want during this period . If you find them childish .
Please use your matuarity to find a cure for the Corona Virus😑

In a relationship there is always a third party waiting for your break up with your MAN , that devil is called BESTIE..🙄

The way im broke right now…. im thinking of asking my family to give me the money they will use to bury me . I will see what yo do when i die..

Ur father’s side of the family might not care about you
but ur mother’s side has the deadliest Snakes hiding behind smiles

My future wife is somewhere with her boyfriend enjoying themselves,
thinking that they will get married.😁

Secret to a long lasting marriage. Listen to your husband always
because he’s always right😏

People think I’m crazy because I talk to my dogs.
What am I supposed to do?
Ignore them when they asked me a question?

People who wear masks while driving alone in the car
are the very same people who drives slow on a fast lane

I hate saying my name when I’m knocking on the door🚪.😕

I be like “ke nna” 😃

One evening, a young woman
came home from a date, rather
sad.
She told her mother, “Anthony
proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her
mother asked.
“Because he also told me he is an
atheist. Mum, he doesn’t believe
there’s a Hell.”
Her mother replied, “Marry him
anyway. Between the two of us,
we’ll show him just how wrong he
is.”

The woman who rejected you
because you were poor and dusty
will not regret it or suffer later in
life
She will meet her type, get married
and stay happy. Stop watching
Nigerian movies.

Maybe forehead kisses are actually to appreciate someone’s brain..
And that’s why most of you don’t get them

My fiance Is so Dumb yaz😒✋ ..she said she’s wearing a “swimming pool” instead of “swimming question”
Should I send her back to school?😂😂