Dear males

Is it safe to run to you to hug you and whisper in your ear if I suspect someone is following me?😢

You studied
Economics but u can’t
see your boyfriend
loosing interest in you

Taxi drivers need a semi-final match with Nurses for being rude.
The winner will face Shoprite Cashiers in the final..!

At the age of 35 you have a ring on your nose instead of your finger?
My sister are you a bull?

I’m starting a protest tomorrow. Fat Lives Matter.
Meeting at McDonald’s at 10 then
KFC at 11 then onwards to Wimpy at 12

My best mate Gavin was found
dead this morning after taking an
overdose of heartburn
medication……… I’m so gutted I
cant belive Gav is gone Rip
buddy

DENTIST ” THIS WILL HURT A LITTLE”

PATIENT ” OK”

DENTIST “I’VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR WIFE FOR A WHILE NOW “

When l brought girls back home to meet my
mother she didn’t like any of them,
so l picked one that resembled my Mum then my
dad didn’t like her

Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t
find anything wrong, it must be the drink.”
Me: “OK, I’ll come back when you’re sober.”

Don’t cheat. Don’t lie. Don’t
steal. Don’t sell drugs. The
Government doesn’t like the competition

I survived 9 months in my
mom’s womb without
bathing ,so what’s June & July?

My friend walked in as I was taking out sausage from the fridge,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge

A police officer sees a man driving
around with a pickup truck full of
Squirrels. He pulls the guy over
and says… “You can’t drive
around with squirrels in this town!
Take them to the zoo
immediately.” The guy says “OK”…
and drives away. The next day, the
officer sees the guy still driving
around with the truck full of
squirrels, and they’re all wearing
sun glasses. He pulls the guy over
and demands… “I thought I told
you to take these squirrels to the
zoo yesterday?” The guy replies…
“I did . . . today I’m taking them to
the beach.

Make sure you check your spelling and grammar before you post anything on Facebook. Because there are so many jobless English professor on Facebook..! ☝

Kissing your Husband while he is asleep is one of the best gestures of love
but African women search pockets instead

Izdudla are the most selfish people in the world.
They will sit down with a mini skirt,
and you will see nothing…