Work hard until your messages cant be ignored even in family groups.
Even if you type (:! They will reply “How are you bro ” What did you say ?
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{If you’re a 35+ Man}
It’s time to leave these young girls alone..
Get a woman who understands the signs of stroke and diabetes..!
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There Are Three Kinds Of Men In The World.
Some Remain Single & Make Wonders Happen,
Some Have Girlfriends & See Wonders Happen,
The Rest Get Married & Wonder What Happened?
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Sipho was not feeling well so he went to see a doctor. After the examination, this conversation ensued:
Dr “I have some bad news for you and you not gonna like it”
Sipho “Ok, whats the bad news?”
Dr “You are dying…”
Sipho “What?!!! So how long have I got to live?”
Dr “10!..”
Sipho “10 What, years, months?”
Dr “9!”
Sipho “What?!!!”
Dr “8!”..
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” I’m Sorry But You’re Not My Type ”
Am i Not Your “Type” ? Or i Just Don’t
Have Money ?
Be Specific Sisi
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In a white guy’s car
Black :driver decrease me here
White : What😮
Black :leave me alone
White : I don’t understand
Black :Put me down bathong eh
White :😨😨🙆
Black :hey I know my placing home , you are increasing me mos
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Conversation between a Teacher and Mbula….
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Teacher : Assume your in the jungle and a lion is about to attack you,what will you do.?
Mbula : I will stop assuming.
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I took a Taxi 🚕this morning to town🏙 although I knew very😥 well that i don’t have money to pay . When we stopped at a robot I quickly got out of the taxi and fled away 🏃🏽♂️
Unfortunately there was a police 👮♂️officer inside the taxi ,he got out and 🏃🏽♂️chased me in my zigzag run I managed to get some distance but the police was catching up .he took out his gun and shouted Freeze !! I stopped running and raised my hand to surrender. The👮♂️ police pointed his gun on me and say Bro Just keep on running so that I can keep on chasing you i also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver🚕😤😤😤
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Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
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Those who dress smartly and smell nice but still wear a watch that isn’t working are among the problems we have in Africa.
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When a girl says “tell me more about yourself?”, she’s asking if u are working or driving, not this nonsense of “I’m a caring and loving guy”.
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Girls will just be calling you Hun, bae, babes e.t.c.
Then the devil will force you to try your luck. Boom!!
U are rejected!
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Bushiri: Do I Know Your Number?
Follower: No Man Of God
Bushiri: Did You Give Me Your Number?
Follower: Prophesy Man Of God
Bushiri: I sense Your Number Starts With 0 ?
Follower:😲😮🙊🙊
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Me : damn nobody ever calls me
Someone calling me
Me: Damn wtf you want
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After you’ve been dumped,
that’s when you’ll start thinking
“aker I should have cheated”.
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When a black person is losing an argument here on fb
they visit your profile pic and make it personal
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