My Teacher asked me to define “Trouble”
I walked to d front of the class and said
“Trouble is when you drove on it bike🛵 to the Police 👮 checking point without a driving license. So u were canned 24 times with wire. As u entered ur bike🛵 with tears😭😭, You shouted “God punish you”, pointing at the Police. Unluckily Your bike🛵 did not start again.😂😂😂

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Ke December what kind of mom are you:
The Paranoid mom : You are not going anywhere.
The Cautious mom: Come back at 18hour we lock the gates.
The Dettol mom:I will see you in January

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Date a Xhosa girl then you will see that
satan is not that bad as the Bible says he is 🤣🤣

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Ladies short hair is not for everyone some of you should just stick with your weaves cause with short hair you just remind us of amapara who once robbed us

Another trauma again🤣🤣

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Once you start seeing Christmas 🎄 trees in shoprite you know it’s too late to cancel a module 😁

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That girl u are eyeing is beutyfull,
because her boyfriend is not stingy like u,
ladies is the volume oky

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That girl u are eyeing is beutyfull,
because her boyfriend is not stingy like u,
ladies is the volume oky

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If he is stingy he is stingy,
stop saying “he will spoil me if we get married”
My sister u will die of hunger

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Most ladies don’t know how to chat, they
just answer questions.

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If your Boyfriend is not spending Money
on you… It means he’s saving it to Marry
you.
Be patient Men are good people.

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Dear God
Please give our ladies money so they date
who they love..
Most of them are dating idiot cus of money
Should I increase the volume?

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If She Carries Flat Shoes To Wear When She Gets Tired Of Heels.Don’t Marry💍 Her🤨.She Can’t Finish What She Started Bro

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My Sister, Go to a Liquor store,
Choose your Happiness and forget about men.

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I owe MTN R15 airtime🤔now they’ sent me an SMS saying’ recharge with R20.00 and win a car🤔so” they think I’m stupid

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Pain Of Deleting A Nice Conversation Because You Are Dating A

Detective

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