When they see you happy with your partner,
they start telling them about what you did in 1996🤐🤐🤐

No school😐, No career😐 ,No job😐 ,No talent😐 , Just phone😎 , tattoos😐, leggings,high waist jeans and crop top, Yet you want to be loved for who you are?
LEMME TELL YOU,
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You don’t need Jesus alone . You need Jesus … Luke… Mathew … Moses …, Peter …, John …and all of his disciples. You might also need Judas Iscariot.😂

Repeating clothes doesn’t mean you are poor
but it shows that you are the owner

People In The Taxi Are So Kind
Today I Just Stretched My Arms ,
They Gave Me A Roll-On
Then When I Say ”Thank You”
They Gave Me A Mint!🍬

I went for a job interview the other day. They asked me what my greatest weakness was.
I replied, “I tend to ask too many questions, why do you ask?

I’ve had a letter from police saying they want to interview me.
Which is strange thing coz I’ve never applied for a job with them💁😣

I Want a Girl Who Will understand that I Won’t Even spend a cent on her..! 👌

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel: “What are these for?” Angel answers: “These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves.” The man points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? … Angel says: its Mother Teresa’s. It never moved, showing that she never told lie. The man asks: “Where are the clocks of our Zimbabwean girls?” The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as *OFFICE FANS*

WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Atitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
*Women ~ Pantieless
Everything is becoming LESS but
still our hopes are ~ Endless.
Infact am ~ Speechless

“Babe, keep your money, I only need your Love”
the last lady who said this died in 1572

Girl: babe can i use your phones calculator?
Boy: yes love why not
Girl: babe who’s Tsakani?
Boy: love I’m not good in mathematics
maybe it’s a square root of 20😂🏃‍♀️

Math lit be like
Tsepo bought 3 apples and gave his friend 1
1. Calculate the doors of the house
2.calculate the weight of his parents car
3.calculate the colour of the continent
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