I made Vodacom people stupid today,
I bought R29 airtime n I threw it away without inserting it

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Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham😕😕☹️

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If salt can sell more than fruits without an advert,
you can get a good husband without going naked on social media

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A Bird🐦🐧Is Clever Than Humans,
It Builds Home Before Making Babies🤣🤣

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If your boyfriend doesn’t take you out for dates it’s not because he’s broke☝,
is because you don’t know how to chew..!

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If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping At Work😴
Just Slowly Raise Your Head And Say:
”In Jesus Name Amen”..! 🙏

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Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!

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If love was just to look into someone’s eyes
I would have many girls by now coz
they all love the way I look not the way I am ,,

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Some girls can lie!
Girls will be there saying “if u leave me I will die, I will kill myself, I will go mad”.
He left u oo but u are not dead… U are still alive waiting for another brokenheart.

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I can’t wait to tell my children that
I use leg to go to school every day

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U can never b ugly nd still b poor
😁😁😁😁😁😁.
Two withcraft at the same time

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If loving myself is a crime,please Mr police officer.
Lock me in jail and throw away the keys
where no one will ever find them

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To have a big tummy doesn’t mean that
you are enjoying life.

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When you’re ugly you’re ugly the is Nothing can change that.

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Ladies next year we don’t want you to look at our 🍆print
while we wearing track pants, shorts or skinny jeans

This madness must stop this year

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Anytime i smoke weed, i see my self as a nollywood Star

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