It’s too early to stress about love .Just
stress about your qualifications

Do whatever makes you happy , if it’s
my bae that makes you happy, snatch
em ….. You’ll die but at least you died a
happy person

I once break the record of running , 100
meters in 11sec….but the only witness was
the dog chasing me .!!!

Girls Imagine me as your boyfriend,
in fact I can never be your boyfriend but just imagine😊😊😊

Can’t believe my mom she was hiding the dangerous secret from me for the past 19 years that she’s a woman😔 If it wasn’t my uncle who told me today I would have gone to the grave without acknowledging it😌

When The Microwave is Very Hot The Sausage Takes Two Minutes.
This Post is For Deep Thinkers

May all those who gonna cheat tonight lose their front teeth..! 🙏

Why do people think you gotta heal after a breakup💔,
am not injured…Next one please..!

Your daughters Lord, they put us on WhatsApp statuses that only you and I can see..! ☝

Some Girls be like: “I can’t date a broke guy” but if you can see their bedrooms, even Responsible Rats🐀🐁 will not live there..!

Many Relationships ended because a guy stopped calling..☝😳
‘Seems some women buy phones to be receiving calls only’..

A phone call📞from your BF: “Baby I’m on my way home…And I’m with friends so please put on your wig”..!

Open Debate For Ladies:
Can you allow your friends to sit on your boyfriend’s lap??

If you ask me for money💵 and I say “I will see what I can do💁”.
My brother just move on with your life🚶,
cuz there’s absolutely nothing I can do.

A guy posted a phrase that says, “It stretches like socks”. 😂 😂 😂
.
Then her ex girlfriend commented, “Do you mean your foreskin ?”

Just when you have thought you have seen them all. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you see your boyfriend wearing a lace material Bvd.