Blessed are those who finish their December salary in December, for they shall know the true meaning of endurance in January*
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Welcome to Africa where people kill Snakes and Later pay to see them in the ZOO
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Next year we are dating girls with real eyebrows,
the rest draw your boyfriends
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A real wife will sleep on the floor when his Husband
brings the side chick home
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When you paid for BnB but now she is not picking up your calls
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Men Think They Know Everything Until You Ask Them ” Who Is She “?
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Assume the govrmnt says, everybody should register their boyfriend/ girlfriend,wife/husbnd before the end of 2017 and you try to register yours and the machine tells you tht, “sorry the person you registered,has been already registered!!!,”What will you do?
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“When you are in high School a guy from University takes your girlfriend.
You go to University a guy who is working takes your girlfriend, then you start working a guy with a car takes your girlfriend.
You buy a car a sugar daddy takes your girlfriend.
Now you become rich yourself and here comes a six-packed dude from University and he takes your girlfriend/wife…
Ladies, tell us, what exactly do you want from your men?”
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Are you having problems in your life? Are u strggling to make ends meet? Are you failing your exams? Having difficulty in finding a job? Is your health not doing well ? Are u strggling to find cash? If so …. yenzi plan
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When milk men go on strike, they spill the milk on the road.
When garbage collectors go on strike, they throw garbage on the road.
When teachers go on strike, they throw chalk on the road.
When bus and taxi drivers go on strike, then they burn tyres on the roads. Dear Lord when will the Banks learn from these people and throw money on the road?
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Madness is when u know its cold…
But u take out all ur clothes just 2 wear a condom
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33 000 people diagonised with the deadly January disease , the number is expected to shoot up in the coming month
Symptoms of January disease –
1: unending fights between husband and wife / boyfriend and girlfriend
2: loss of weight
3: eating vegetables , bread and achaar, cabbage chicken feet and heads, everyday
4 : loss of craving for beer
5 : staying at home shuning your friends and telling them that you no longer drink beer
6 : blocking your smallhouse’s phone number
7 : stress
8 : being unable to count the number of days in January , counting 60 days instead of 31
9 : no sex with your patner
10 : borrowing groceries from the shops and tuckshops
11 : leaving your whatsapp group and selling your phone
If you have any of these symptoms my advise to you is next year spend the way you did this year
You spend a lot of money uyanya.
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For all those ladies that carry a very big hand bag with everything inside except transport money let that nonsense end in 2017.
That act of ladies Borrowing Dresses To Come And Meet A Guy Who Has Also Borrowed A Room Should End this 2017.
Guys you see that habit of testing her if she is a wife material by being stingy to her?that rubbish too should stop this 2017.
I will Borrow Transport Fare And Come, I Hope You’ll Give Me Back When I’m Going…Ladies! Let That Nonsense Stop this 2017
“Baby go and lock the door first” that statement must continue in 2018 oooh. So important.!!!
You’re not dating her and you will come to her post and be commenting, “my love, my one and only”, and be scaring serious candidates away. Let that nonsense end in 2017
Some gals should please try and reduce makeup, you
kiss a girl on her forehead and it tastes like tiger head battery. let this nonsense end in 2017
Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today’s bread n yesterday’s bread..let that nonsense end in 2017
Girls Panties Is 2k…
Male Boxer Shorts 30k…
So Ladies Hope U Now Seen The Difference?
So Don’t Insult A Guy For Wearing 1Boxer For A Weeklet that nonsense end in 2017.
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Q : what you will do if you lazy and
someone tell you to go to the market?
A : i will visit the online market
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I went to the hospital today to see Mr 2017.He’s not looking good I don’t know whether we gonna see him tomorrow
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Don’t be too excited Today !!!!!
Everything still the same wife ,job,position work.
only calendar will change !!!!
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