Did YOU know… English was invented in ENGLAND…Improved in AMERICA…Perfected in ZIMBABWE…Misunderstood in SOUTH AFRICA & murdered in NIGERIA
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Ladies in 2018 can you please stop drawing yr eye brow nd draw a business plan that so important thing to draw rather than eye brow!!
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A man bought a book in library nd he returned a book nd blaming the manager that this Novel got so many names no story at all nd the manager got angry nd said “Idiot you are the one who took the attendence book”
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HOW TO LOSE A GUY
Next time he text you at 🌑night,respond with
Senzo Mteshane:”she is sleeping bruh”
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only people who watch 301 will understand this ✋
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“paint the can, tie the ribbon, put the glue inside
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If I die and u post “RIP ” I swear I will block u
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Giyani Niggas Will Walk🚶 Their Girls To The Taxi🚕
Rank Without His T-shirt👕 On And
His Belt Loosened,Just To Show
People He Was Hitting
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Why do girls that don’t wear make up and
weaves act like they deserve a trophy ,la
phapha
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Nobody drinks alcohol
faster than someone who
didn’t contribute
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When two ppl take a pic wearing the same
clothes …I know…they went for the
buy one get one free special
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If You Select seSotho On The
ATM Your Money Comes Coverd
In Blanketsí
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If you see the world with the vision of love,
you will find everything so beautiful and meaningful.
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Self Care Tips to all Husband, who take alcohol this New Year
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward…
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : you are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You’re being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they’re taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself, position your glass correctly
6. Symptom : Your wife and all your kids are looking funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re in an ambulance.
Cure : Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job
ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST
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You invite a lady for a date and she brings her friend. Dont panic, devote all attention to her friend. She won’t repeat that nonsense in 2018
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I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling of Chresms.
Stupid girl !!!
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Air Commodore Vishal was a Jet Pilot. In a combat mission his fighter plane was destroyed by a missile. He however ejected himself and parachuted safely. He won acclaims and appreciations from many.
After five years one day he was sitting with his wife in a restaurant. A man from another table came to him and said “You’re Captain Vishal ! You flew jet fighters. You were shot down!”
“How in the world did you know that?” asked Vishal.
“I packed your parachute,” the man smiled and replied.
Vishal gasped in surprise and gratitude and thought if parachute hadn’t worked, I wouldn’t be here today.
Vishal couldn’t sleep that night, thinking about that man. He wondered how many times I might have seen him and not even said ‘Good morning, how are you?’ or anything because, he was a fighter pilot and that person was just a safety worker”
So friends, who is packing your parachute?
Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day.
We need many kinds of parachutes when our plane is shot down – we need the physical parachute, the mental parachute, the emotional parachute, the spiritual parachute & the Financial Parachute.We call on all these supports before reaching safety.Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important.
We may fail to say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.
As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize the people who pack your parachute.
I just want to THANK Everyone who Packed my parachute this year in 2017 one way or the other – through your words, deeds, prayers. Cheers For 2018….
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