Just Head Someone Saying “I Hate It When I
Am Cooking & Someone Open The Door Of The
Pot & Listen To The Salt”

What Is Reunion…????_* 😂

Reunion is when Akhil gets up in the morning and tells his wife he is going to work.

Instead he goes to his neighbour Paul’s wife to make love to her.

Her husband Paul comes and knocks on the door.

Akhil goes under the bed.

Paul enters the bedroom.

Feeling uneasy, the wife excuses herself to go to market to buy food items.

Paul takes advantage of the wife’s absence to call Akhil’s wife.

Akhil’s wife quickly arrives and they make love.

Suddenly Paul’s wife who had excused herself to go to the market turned back halfway forgetting the list of food items at home and knocks on the door.

*_Akhil Is Still Under The Bed._*

_Akhil’s wife rushes to hide under the bed._

*_This Is REUNION_*

” If someone feels that they had never made a mistake
in their life, then it means

that someone is a Wife “

A Zimbabwean man went to a dentist in USA for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said $1200, the Zimba man thought it was too much.

After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods.

The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anaesthesia and will cost only $300,but it would be very very painful.

The Zimbabwean man said “OK Dr, do it without anaesthesia”

The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Zimba man sat quietly, even smiling a little.

The dentist was not only surprised, but was quite impressed and said
I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don’t even want my fees, instead, take this 500$ as a reward, you’ve taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one’s pain and feelings !!!

In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Zimbabwean patient.

Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that Zimbabwean man first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him he had left !!!