Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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*Doctor asked me “When last did you have s**? In front of my mom.
I turned to my mom and asked…
What type of food is that?*😂
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My neighbor z planning on bringing a native doctor to the compound,cus they stole her chicken…..
Chicken that is not even sweet
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Ladies that goes out wit N100 and come back with Sharwama, Pizza, ice cream nd 10k. Please which God are you serving?
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*Can you imagine, the HEN I bought Since December 2018 hasn’t laid one single EGG…*
I think her MOTHER-IN-LAW has tied her Womb.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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1k airtime for anyone who can spell the sound made when a bottle of Coke is opened?…I’m serious
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*Do you know dat wen u wear native to church and stand on the alter, it is called Alternative*
_If u experience u will know_
🤣🤣😋😋😋
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I can’t believe i was born without my permission
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I don’t date broke men…. yet she doesn’t own a single pair of heels let me not talk about a hand bag
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Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
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Broke boyfriend favorite line “when will you come to see me”
That donkey won’t surprise you by saying bae be prepared I’m taking you out to watch movies or for lunch 🙄
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Xhosa guy will cheat on you with your sister then he introduce her as his cousin from Mtata 😂
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A Man back from work see he’s wife on couch and say bbe I have a problem at work and wife say don’t say you have a problem say we have a p because we married now what yours is mines too the man OK our problem is that we slept with a girl now she’s pregnant our baby
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People wake up earlier on them holidays but during school days it seems like they are chained on bed.😦
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If you’ve failed grade 11 don’t worry
you can still go to grade 12 during break time
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Papa: Akpos!!! Come
Akpos: Am here dad
Papa: take this #50 and get me an exercise book
Akpos:He collected the money
Papa: Akpos
Akpos:sir
Papa:how much is it
Akpos: I don’t know but I think is #100 upward
Papa: Hmm…. Thief
Akpos: No ooo, a woman……..
Papa: Shouted, go and buy me any book sales #50
Akpos:buh……..
Papa: But what?, what do you know, common go.
Just buy any book for me I want to write some stories down.
..
5min later,
Akpos: Papa this is the book you sent me (he stretched a drawing book to him)
Papa: Which book is this,
Akpos: drawing book
Papa: (in loud voice ) I told you to buy me a book to write a story, you went and buy me a drawing book. Did I want to draw!!!
Akpos:But papa, you said any book na, this is also a book na. D. R. A. W. I. N. G. B. O. O. K
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