Big trouble is when you ask a girl to sleep over and she didn’t wake up the next day, my brother ur own done finish🙆‍♀️

I want my own girlfriend,
but if God gives me yours,
who am I to say no😂🤣🤣

I will never accept friend request from my neighbour again,
how can she ask me if i have returned her frying pan on my timeline.

Am pissed off.

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You will pour your mother’s pot of soup on your White clothes
and your mother will Smile Because of OMO.

In Real Life…
You’ll Die!!! Idiot.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😥😥

My Friends will be posting Motivational quotes on social media
but I know them real Life They don’t have sense!!!😂

My Neighbor who was jailed
since 2008 has been released
yesterday, he is asking me
why Everyone is OFFLINE on 2go
What do I tell him?

I once cried over a heartbreak💔 but after eating friend rice and chicken,
I drank coke then realized it was hunger😂😂😂😂

I haven’t been so lucky, anytime i meet a lady,
its either her rent has expired or
her birthday is next week 😩

I went for a wedding today, my village people forgot to follow me.
Guess what?
They started sharing rice from my seat. 😂

My landlord daughter is bathing and she is singing “Come & see,
Come & see, Come & see what the lord has done,” Should I go?😂

Stop looking for a perfect partner to date or marry… Na we wey remain b this,,, except if you go check heaven. 😅😅😅

Hearing your name being
called🗣,when no one has
actually called you is a sign
your village people are
testing their microphone.🎤
😂😂😂

if you’re bathing and someone mistakenly enters the bathroom😱,
what will you hide first🙈
Me: my Soap😂😊😀

Always dress well, smile, be humble and act calm,
so that when you fart in public,
no one will suspect that it’s you. 😁

Guy if she tells u she has a
Boyfriend know it Dat u are
Fighting with one man but
If she said she is single my
Brother u are fighting with d
World