Dear Friends
Lets create a book of lies we have heard and said;

Page 1: I cant live without you

touch lets go

Those who dress smartly and smell nice but still wear a watch that isn’t working are among the problems we have in Africa.

Preaching the truth and nothing else but the truth:
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Polygamy is not about a man having many wives. It’s about every woman having a husband.
AMEN.

Four Cousins will get you so drunk that you start to think you’re the 5th cousin.

If you are girlfriend and by any chance you feel like shaving your eyebrow , and draw them back ka pencil then i will also draw cows for lobola , let me repeat , i will draw cows for lobola . Yeah everything in our relationship is art…i am an artist too.

Teacher : Ok class; let us show the
principal and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ….
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger,
Biggest.” ….
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner,
cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very
goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser,
oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-
er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what
a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I
don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!

Some people Will ignore you as if they are saving Data bundles😂😂😂

Only to find out they been in freemode since 10 years back

When you continuously beat your roommate on FIFA and he ends up saying ” At least I don’t repeat modules

I don’t go for looks.☝
But at least don’t be Ugly..!

My level of maturity has nothing to do with my Facebook posts. I’m only here to Motivate💪, Lie🙄 & Laugh😅..!

Dear ladies what’s the purpose of wearing mini skirt and spending the whole day pulling it down?