You’ll be having good time with your bae then baby mama will just call🙄be like: “Your child swallowed a shovel..!”

{If you’re a 35+ Man}
It’s time to leave these young girls alone..
Get a woman who understands the signs of stroke and diabetes..!

Ladies be 28+ competing with females
who are 19yrs for a nigga..! 😏

A Girl on Facebook posted: “My ex dumped me & 2weeks later he got engaged” Someone commented: “Atleast you made it to the semi-finals”..!

Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??

Every time you meet us, “it’s am asking for R2, am asking for a R5..”
These are ‘tollgate’ manners that’s why people avoid you..!

Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!

Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!

This might work:
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At the start of a relationship, partner’s should disclose all their cousins..!

When they realize cutting you off was not a smart idea,
an apology come in the form of..: “Hey” 🙄

Some of y’all complaining about thirsty men in your dm.
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Put some clothes on and remove the filters. I promise you, they will stop..!

Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen meat🍗 without chewing because you thought that someone was coming.
Very very painful..!

Tell the devil that today is not your day, and tomorrow is not looking good either.

I am looking for the girlfriend for the second semester. Girlfriend Pocket Allowance R1800, 5GB data montly and R1500 clothes allowance montly.

Be honest Can you kiss your bae during your parents are inside there or to bath during inside your parents when your bae is there?

So My Brother Broke Up With His Girlfriend
Yesterday Because He Saw A Man Driving Her
Car . We Later Investigated & Found Out It
Wasn’t A Man, She Just Took Off Her Wig.