Behind every successful man
There is one Idiot standing somewhere saying “DAT man was my classmate

Dear GIRLS…! When a guy adds u on facebook, it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband…That’s y its called a frnd request… not a proposal !!!…And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status…he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u …When a guy likes ur picture, that…means he likes ur picture not you so stop getting over excited

English is so f***ed up
how can you drink a drink
But you can’t food a food

Hello Ladies, stop viewing our profile pictures before replying our chats, some of us hav ugly pictures wit handsome bank account

Pls ladies if you break up with ur bf , ensure that you update other girls!,
Some people av been waiting since !!
Let the queue be moving

I gave my neighbor’s child R20 to buy airtime of R12 and take the remaining R8 as dash. Could you believe this nyopfi came back eating Kota and gave me R12 change. Telling me that Airtime is R12.50

There are some things that you can only understand when you are rich, like the saying “ Money can’t buy happiness”

You will never understand this if you are broke, don’t even try

Me as a husband introducing my wife and kids in a ceremony*

Me: this is my first wife
Her: and current wife
Me: and these are her kids
Her: they’re also his
Me: we keep it friendly
Her: on account of we’re still married
Me: and I love these kids like they’re my own
Her: because they are

*Mum: Who is the* *president of USA*?
*Son: I don’t know!*
*Mum: (slaps son) It’s* *Donald Trump, you idiot*. *Next time, concentrate on your studies!*
*After some time.*
*Son: Mum, who is Aunty Jemila?*
*Mum: I don’t know!*
*Son: I wish l can slap* *you. Aunty Jemila is* *Daddy’s girlfriend! Next time, concentrate on your marriage and leave* *American matters alone*

I’m that cousin that my aunties use as a
bad example to their kids

One spelling mistake and
husband can not go
home……. !
.
A Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an “e” in the last word.
.
Now he is seeking police
protection to enter his
own house
.
He wrote: “Hi darling I’m
experiencing the best
time of my life & I wish you were her.

imagine Marrying An Old Man For His Money And You Die First.

Stop asking Girls if they Have a boyfriend. Take her out, buy her Food, Crack some jokes And make her laugh, give her Money and let her decide if she’s Single or not.

‘The correct spelling is SCHOOL and not SCHOOL.
Many people put the first O before the second O
and it is completely wrong’

My English has improved lately
Please beat hands for me

Sleeping next to a new bae for the first time is tough.
You have to breathe in English😚
Not too loud, not too deep and not t0o fast