Maggie: Happy Birthday
Me : ThnQ😊
Maggie: it’s My Pressure

Every Guy Has That Evil Friend
Who Force Him To Cheat

I Wonder Why Ladies Become More Talkative When They See Food..!

My wife better cry at our wedding or
else her side of the family is not eating

No one makes good jokes like an ugly person

What are the perks of living alone?

Its always ur turn to do the dishes.

When I Was A Woman I Used To Cry A Lot When My Boyfriend Dumps Me,
But Everything Changed Ever Since I Became A Man

Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love
Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass

You go to School, nothing happens, You miss one day … 6 fights , teacher Slapped the guard, Tupac comes back ,The principal was drunk and even Benny Mayengani performed in the Tuck Shop

Dear Person reading this Post
.
Stop checking your Ex photos
.
It’s Over it’s Over

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t
have one, it’s probably you

I laugh seriously wen I hear
pple say Mark zukerberg and Bill
gate dropped out of school and
still made it very Big in life…
Remember it was
university and nt primary school

There are 6 types of men in South African
1. Tsonga men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife more .
2. Pedi men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend more.
3. Xhosa Men
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love Alcohol most.
4. Venda Men
They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their daughters most.
5.Sotho Men
They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their neighbors wives.(especially Ndebele Men)
And the best one. —
6. Zulu Men
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfriend. But they love their cattle most.

Imagine dating someone who doesn’t
know where Johnnie Walker is going.

Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl: Wow Awesome…How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME