Once you log in on Facebook,
the TV becomes a Radio

You must have at least one Gown in life.
Graduation Gown,
if you don’t have wedding gown,
if you don’t have Morning Gown.

Dear my future kids l’m not the one delaying you,
it’s your mom who is still Dating useless Guys…
My worry is they might soon finish your milk

Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age.. Now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle..

Please everyone, I strongly beg you to
stop calling your loved ones names of
cheap things like.. “My Sweety, Honey,
Sugar,Chocolate”.
All these things cost about 2 Rand to 20
Rand, it makes them look cheap.
But names like “My bag of
Rice, My gallon of Oil, My bag of
Cement” .You know then your love will
know that they are expensive.

Students can be given an ASSIGNMENT on March 6 And
its Due on April 23 they will do it on the 22 Of April..
Its me I’m students

Priest : repeat after me
Groom : after me
Priest looks at the Bride : is he serious
Bride : No, his name is Washie

Dating A Zulu Girl Is Amazing. I Spoke So Much English In My Previous Relationships. Sometimes I’d Wake Up Thinking I’m A-Reece

Your girl once cooked pap and chicken in LuckyStar and KOO cans ……
for someone called the “husband”

When you’re pregnant you have to swallow toys so that
the baby doesn’t get bored in the tummy

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should stay indoors.
Go out people need to laugh

White kid : Sorry mom I’ll try harder next term
Black kids: ahh but I’m not the only one who failed moss!

Last Night I Cracked A Joke to My Girlfriend
and We Heard A Thief Laughing In The Kitchen

Stop taking pictures in people’s cars and at
people’s gates,
your village people will kill you for nothing
thinking you have made it in life

Heartbreak really hurts, my sister has
been in the kitchen washing one plate for
2hours now..
This is why I gave my heart to Christ

My crush visited me to my house for the
first time , just when she saw my soap she
started crying, I asked her what’s
wrong then she replied “Your soap
reminds me of my Lost MTN sim card”