TEACHER: Rainbow come take your paper you
got 13%..
.
CLASS: *laughs*
.
TEACHER: He’s the highest
.
CLASS: *silence*

Am sure people who lived in bible were whites only,
Black people can’t kill a person who turns water into alcohol .

Some Girls will Be like “There is no Job in SA” wen their
make Up alone shows that they are a Professional Painter

Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin,
Or Doesn’t Text Back

People Going To Church +🙏 Wearing So Beautifully 🔥♥ ,
How i Wish it Can Be Their Hearts That Are That CLEAN And BEAUTIFUL

When Your Phone Rings By Mistake in Church ,
Everybody Starts Looking At You As
if You Are Being Called By SATAN!!

Surprise Your Boyfriend Tonight 😂😂😂 When He Text “Goodnight Babe” , Reply “She is Asleep Bro” Then Switch Off Your Phone

Somewhere in S.Africa the is an Empty Box of Carvella Shoes, Nike Shoes , Allstar & Adidas on top of Wardrobe as decoration.

if He Doesn’t Get Angry When You Refuse To Give Him “🍑” ,
Be Worried My Sister !!

We UGLY Guys Don’t Usually Change Our Profile Pictures ✋✋
Because We Know How We Suffered To Look Handsome
in The Previous Photo !!

My friend won a trip to China ✈.
He´s out there now trying to win a trip back home 😭😭
Guys learn to Read terms and conditions.

You are not black enough if you don’t switch off all your appliances
because it thundering

When a baby falls🐼
Whites: oh my baby are you ok?😯
Blacks: Don’t look at him✋…He will cry

A Man With Money Will Change A Broke Woman’s Life !! 🔥♥😻
A Woman With Money Won’t Even Look At A Broke Man !! 😂😂😪💔

Brothers Stay Woke

Adam and Eve must’ve been white, they only took one apple, if they were Black, all the apples would’ve been gone plus the tree for fire wood. If they were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake as well

My ex thought i wanted to work things out 😒i asked her to come see me & bring weed,😀 while shes on her way 🏃 to me i called the police on her saying she’s selling weed😊. I’m so happy cause she’s in jail for months now