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1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Estrange-wife Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression-Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusion Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

This is issued by the Ministry of Happiness 😀😀

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!
Wife: “That’s AWESOME. if you do that, I’ll also do like Mary.
Husband: what do u mean ?
Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband.”
: ��� ….!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

*Happy Easter in advance

Kgótso ‘s brother caught a thief who had been stealing his vegetables and decided to drag him to the village square.
Half way to the square, the thief said to the man, “Please, I have forgotten my slippers in the farm, can I go and get them?”
He obliged, “Hurry up! I would be waiting for you here.” He waited endlessly and realised he had been fooled.
He went home and told his elder brother Kgótso what had happenned
Kgótso brutally slapped him and said, “You are extremely dumb! You should have told the thief to wait while you go to get his slippers for him!”

A police officer pulls this guy over for speeding.
As the officer approaches the car, he can see that the guy is very anxious about something.
“Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”
“Yes, officer… I know I was speeding — but it is a matter of life or death.”
“Oh, really? How’s that?”
“There’s a naked woman waiting for me at home.”
“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”
“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man.”

A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital and asked the doctor to call a Police Officer & a politician .Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands n kept quiet. The guys were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician ask, ‘But why did you call us? ‘ The priest gathered all his strength and said, ‘Jesus died between two thieves…..I want to go the same way!!!!!!!!!!!”

Three Drunkies Entered A Taxi 😂

The Taxi Driver Knew that they were drunk so he Started The Engine And Turned It Off Again Then Said:”We Have Reached Your Destination”

The 1st Guy Gave Him Money And The 2nd Guy Said:”Thank You “And He Paid More Money then the usual taxi fee

The 3rd Guy Slapped The Driver, The Driver Was Shocked and Suprised Thinking The 3rd Drunk Knew What He Did . But Then He Asked” What Was That For ?’:

The 3rd Replied,-”Control Your Speed Next Time, You Nearly Killed Us All ” 😂😂

Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk

Me: I didn’t see you coming

Dear Parents👱👲👵👸👰👷👮

I wish you could see us how happy we are when we are in clubs

Me in heaven: Yo! Where’s the cloud where the water turn into wine?

GOD: GET OUT!!

Her : Can i have your Picture
Him : Check My Profile
Her : its a Car not you
Him : Yea i know.. open the door im inside the car

Girls who still think a guy with a car has money..
Happy children’s day

When your girlfriend from the villages finally visits you and
she enters the shower with an umbrella