People take Facebook too serious …
first of all we not even real friends !

Woman Cheats in a marriage the husband will
beat her, Man Cheats ,the wife will beat the side
Chick. Women they Suffer.

People Who Think Are Better in English Really Congolese My Prohalidiet 😪😤 .. i Mean , How Can They Dopichristy Others By Their Poslascivious integrity ? 😕😒 Guys! 😠😡 We Need To Tiflaguede Our Thinking PLEASE!! 🙏🙏 , We Are All Calfinigaious Of The Rededication But if Not , Try Embletizing Or Be An Hypitechus 😓😥

– Ladies Go Through Hell On Earth 🙆 , Just imagine Sleeping Next To A Broke Guy Who Has An Audacity To Snore Like He Had A Long Day At Work!!

Black people don’t measure salt. We sprinkle salt until we hear the spirits of our ancestors whispering, “It’s enough my child”🤗

Her : Why you Didn’t Complete school ?
Me : I wasn’t the One who started Building it Dummy.

Eight ways to die if your an African
child👇👇
.
1. Loosing your mom’s Tupperware
during a school Trip..
2. Eating the meat that was reserved
for your father..
3. Taking out a new faduku(cloth) without
your moms permision..
4. Using the cups and glasses that
are placed in the Room Devider..
5. Admiting that you are 3 years
older in a taxi and your mom end up
paying full price..
6. Not going to your room when a
XXX scene is shown on Tv..
7. Calling your mom by her name by
mistake..
8. Not finishing your food while
you’ve already eaten the meat..
•••
Add urz👏🚶🚶

“Dnt Be Angry If ur Girlfriend strts to act Weird nd crazy..
These humans use to talk to dolls and fed em real food”

Beat An African Black Child And When He Starts Crying , Console Him With Some Sweets And Ask Him Who slapped Him ? 😕😒 He Will Point Another Person 😩😭

That’s How Corruption Started in Africa

Anyone selling a second hand relationship?
even if it has problems, I will fix it myself

I have this stupid neighbour
who changes music as if he is listening alone

I should hv stayed in the womb
i wasn’t paying rent there

Letter “W” Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet…Because All WORRIES Start With “W” ie Why, Who, What, When, Wine, Whisky, Wealth, War And Finally WIFE..!

Once You Start Cheating On Your Boyfriend Everything About him Just Irritate You..!

Long distance Relationship is nice you just text
“I wish you were here😢” then you go to cheat in peace..!

A Girl’s Favorite Line When
She is Angry: “Don’t Touch Me