[Dear Ladies]
Sometimes you just gotta tell your Man:
”Never mind my other man will do it”..!

Dear Divorcées
Stop teaching our younger sisters & brothers to hate marriage. Its YOUR marriage that failed!

When she starts posting “it’s my life,
i don’t care what people think about me”
just know she started sleeping with someone’s husband

Photo shooting at studio won’t bring you a husband sis.
If you are a dragon👹👺….you are a dragon😈!!!
Accept and stay single

Hello Ladies and Gentleman.
My name is Nyaa

I am a 30 year old
handsome,
hardworking,
GOD fearing young man,
a commited and successful
community psychology masters student,
and looking for a
cute,
hairy👌,
beautiful👌,
well structured
and young black goat
to buy for easter.

Thanks🙄

Wen you thought had feelings for someone kanti it was only heartburn

I texted my crush ‘ BAE’ and she responded
replace dat ‘A’ with Y

Dear Woman ..

STOP blaming a Man for running away after you get pregnant its your own problem. YES your read it right its your problem.. you just chose the wrong guy to be the father of your Kid.. Blame Yourself

Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo ddnt just wake up become the best soccer players⚽⚽
They trained for a long time….
.
So if your galfrnd is gud in bed😁
It is none of ma business

My Ex girlfriend just liked a page of a traditional healer (Bring back lost lovers and control them with a remote control)
Please pray for me…

SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct

Earthquake in Japan for three days but electricity still on but
In South Africa just two birds fighting on the pole,
boom electricity gone

Some People Are Not Ugly They Just Need
To Know That Water Is Not Only For
Drinking

A RABBIT runs, jumps and lives for only
9-12 years while a TORTOISE doesn’t
attempt any of such activities but lives for
100-150 years or more?
LESSON: Exercise is a lie. Laziness is the key.
Just relax!!!

Girls will Dump you, then after 5minutes
text you and say “Is that what you
wanted??

Smoked weed for the first time today,
it’s not that strong, as people say.
I’m relaxed and listening to Lionel Messi’s album