Wife : Honey can you you please help me clean the garden ?

Husband: Do I Look like a Gardener?

Wife : Sorry Honey , Ok then fix the bathroom door

Husband: Do I look like a Carpenter?

Then The Husband walks out , After coming from where he went,
he found the garden Clean and the door fixed

Husband: I knew my wife you can do this all by yourself

Wife: its not me

Husband: who then ?

Wife: John our neighbour

Husband: How much did you pay him

Wife : No money, he just give two options . Bread or S*x

Husband: I hope you give him bread

Wife: Do I look like a baker ?

Husband: (Fainted)🤣😂

Telling us you have a boyfriend won’t stop us🤚…
We have pushed doors written “pull”😅

I asked my mom if I was adopted.
Her reply was “why would we choose you?

Eastern Cape boyfriends would promise girls to buy them iPhones,
but boom at rank. Those boyfriends are dancing for free MTN/ANC t-shirts

My mom is not happy that i still live in her house..
i told her to go n live in her mother’s house and
leave me in peace in my mother’s house…

Dnt hide yourselves When u see us at clinic
we are all sick no1 goes there to withdraw money

That awkward moment when U visit a doctor for an eye test
but the doctor pulls out HIV test Kit 😐😐
U be like “eix I forgot my Eye at home

That awkward moment when you have visitors and your mother takes out the biscuits and
drinks that you never knew that they exist in the house

There Are Some People On Ur Friend List
Who
Look At Your Timeline All The Time
,But They Don’t Really Like You ,So They
Never Comment Or Like ,Anything You
Post…….
But They Won’t Delete You Cause They’re
Too Scared Not To Know
What You’re Doing

Home made Yellow bones,
I’m not happy with your knees

Wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday😊..!!

At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hi Wreezy, How are You😎?”

The wife asks, “How does he know you😐?

Wreezy says, “Oh dear, I play football with him🤗.”

Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Wreezy😉?”

Wreezy says to Wife, “Before you say anything, He’s on the Salt Team😀.”

Next a stripper Says, “Hi Wreezy! Do You Crave the Special Again😋🍑??”

The Wife storms🤚😏 out dragging Wreezy with her & jumps into a taxi.

The Taxi driver Says, “Hey Wreezy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time🤚..”

Wreezy’s Funeral is on Saturday

A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you, who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming

Everyone hate corruption until they benefit from it …
tell me about your driver’s license

Baby sitting is so good
I mean you eat everything you never ate in your childhood

Today I went To The toilet without my phone and
there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.