My phone is saying no service does dat mean no church today

Will I be single until death, while there are so many single ladies?
Mxm🤦
Even when I’m serious, you’ll just laugh

Do Guys Know Girls Move On
Before They Even Break Up ?

Dear sis Dolly
I’m married 27 years now.Every time my
wife and I have a misunderstanding she
demands transport money for her 3
brothers who stays in witbank to come
and beat me here in midrand,after they
beat me,i must still give them transport
money back to witbank.
What can I do please,i’m spending a
lot.Cant we just move to witbank to save
costs

Admit it 😡 , You Sometimes Listen To Other Strangers Conversation
And Mentally Give Your Opinion

two terrorists having discussion in a bar. the waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist: we are planing to kill 10 thousand people and a donkey
Waiter:why a donkey?
.
then one terrorist says to the other,”see i told you nobody will care about the 10 thousand people”

People are busy buying Houses, Plots & Cars.
Wena you are busy buying data bundles to gossip about them.
Fix your life wena

If Your Man Can’t Afford you,
Afford Your Self My Sister
You are Not His Debit order

When You See Your Classmate Using A Protractor And Calculator in Exam Room But Your Answer is Nelson Mandela in Robben Island

Imagine The Government Passing A New Law That All Beautiful Ladies And Handsome Guys Gonna Pay “Beauty Tax” I Know You’re Smiling Coz You’re Safe🙆🚶

When You Are Dead You Don’t Know You Are Dead,
The Pain Is Felt By Other..
The Same Applies When You Are A Fool🙆

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This,
But Call Your Ex And Apologise

A man with money can change a broke woman’s life..❤
~•°•~°•°~•°•~
A woman with money won’t even look broke man..

If You’re At A Club Right Now, Go To A Mirror And Say:
“This Is Why Guys Don’t Marry Me..!”

Let your Man go out there with friends and
enjoy without you calling him 100 times,
its annoying not cute!

And you post home alone and you see
the community thief react with wow