Most girls would pretend like they know every thing in this world. 😂 😂 😂
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Until you ask them, “Why does it smell ?”. Then you won’t get an answer.

Are you aware that when the relationship is still new
there’s no Network problem..!!?

People change completely when
they start using iPhone📱
It must be the Apple 🍏
It changed Eve too.😕

dont understand why ladies cross their legs whenever they seat..
I mean What is the purpose of wearing expensive penties??

My grandmother is going around telling people that I fix phones
just because I removed her phone from silent

When it comes to food some girls forget
that they are females

If she blocks,unblock,block unblock you.
My brother marry that psycho she really loves you

Why Do Women Think it’s Ok To Get Home After A Long Day , Greet A Nigga Then Take Off The Wig Like it’s Nothing ? 😨😰 So This Wig is Meant For The Streets 😕😒 While i Deal With All The Evil Under it At Home

I really hate it when 2000 kids uses makeup instead of their baby powder

There’s no way a person can wake up from inside a coffin
and not a single black person runs 🏃🏿🏃🏿away.
These pastor’s think we are fools

If a baby born in the morning is called Monica, Evening – Evelyn, on the floor – Florence.

What do we call a child born in a car?

A go Kgopele R20 BOITUMELO O mo Utlwele Bohloko Omofe R200 Okwe arr “Wow Thanks Ur So Kind😍.But Don’t forget That R20 i Asked Neh”😫😫

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

shaolin kung fuThe monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

The man is relieved to no end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk

She took off her jeans, threw it to me and said: “Make me feel like a woman🍆🍑” and I removed my trouser, threw it to her and said: “Wash them both..!”