my advice is….
Never listen to any advice..
Even this one…. 😪
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If everything comes your way……
then you’re in a wrong way right??? 😄
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Me : our neighbor has a new baby 😄
Boy : what’s wrong with the old one? 😕
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Teacher : Peace give me two pronouns…. 🙎
Peace : 😕 who, me??
Teacher : very good!! 👏🙌
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Teacher : one day we will all be beautiful 😊 which tense is that learners 😅
Learners :future impossible tense!!!!!! 🙆
Teacher : 😲😲
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Ladies who are 29years today,
next year they will be 3years😉😉.
Aunty are you afraid of 30s??😞😞
Let me be going
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My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ”
At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!””
I got detection after asking which end
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Daylight savings time is like a Facebook update
No one asks for it
it messes everyone up and just when you get used to it
they change the damn thing again
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Mom I Finally See myself on TV
When I Switched It Off
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Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday
Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours
Charyolo: He borrowed my pen
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Some people are like old TV
They Need to be slapped a few times to get the picture
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I Hate people who can’t let go of the past
Debt collectors are the worst
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TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable?
ME: It’s Bisexual sir😄
He suspended me for 3 weeks
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I want to eat but my girlfriend is not showing any sign of leaving
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This guy bathong !! Is he really gonna finish the 5 beers I bought him without telling me any of his family’s secrets. My money can’t go to waste like that, he has to tell me something
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Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s
watched by terrified gamblers!!!
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