If I Block You On Social Media And You See Me In Public,
The Block Still Applies In Real Life

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Calling Me Old Doesn’t Offend Me….
Especially When You Look Older Than I Do..!

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I saw two identical twins fighting today,
it wasn’t weird until one called the other “ugly”..!!?

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Apart from “Send me money for transport i’ll come” which other robbery without violence do you know?

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She was my crush before she posted:
“Some people will come to your life just to hurt you internationally

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Whoever Is Incharge Of Making Sure I Don’t Get In Trouble!!😐

You’re Now Fired 😏😏

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Can u imagine, I created my new Facebook account with another name
and profile picture,
I chatted my mum and she told me she’s single and have no child..
I almost fainted… I begin to wonder who gave birth to me….

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Is not like I don’t like giant people but any time I see them ,them remind me of one ugly story in the bible, if ur read ur bible well u will know the of giant people in the bible

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You are bathing and someone mistakenly open your door,,
what will you hide,,,,,,,
Me::i will hide my soap😂😂

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Next Sunday when your pastor says Do something you never did b4

U mast grab the offering basket and run away

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I always come up with best ideas when sitting on the toilet…
But i forget them after the flush 😫😫😫💔

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My neighbor dresses to kill 💥👌
and she cooks the same way 😫😫💔

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Sometimes I just look at birds and wonder
If I could fly who will I shit on

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Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers

So guys Be true 😄😄

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